Total Medals Earned: 216 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,665 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/85 points)
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/280 points)
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Check out the Credits page!
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/255 points)
kill one of the insectoid mini-bosses
stockpile 5 extra lives
collect 250 bonus stars
kill 25 of the insectoid mini-bosses
collect 100 diamonds
kill 20 enemies in under 3 seconds
accumulate a x13 score multiplier
replenish full health after dropping to 2/3
annihilate 50 enemy squads on a single level
maintain shields for 13 seconds
accumulate a x100 score multiplier
score 1,000,000 points in squad bonuses
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 7/9 (40/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Beaten Level 1-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-5 without godmode
Beaten Level X-1 without godmode
Beaten Level X-2 without godmode
Beaten Level X-3 without godmode
Beaten Level X-4 without godmode
Beaten the final level without godmode
Killed 1000 pigs
Beaten the game
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 6/9 (50/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.